- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

knock knock who's there no one

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

dead battery come on down

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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