- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin