The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How old are you? 20

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What's up brah brah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Nicolas Cage

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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