- Anti Joke

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.