What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Keep up the fun Nero!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

skurfboards we love fat kids

The Holocaust.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

justin bieber

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

I killed someone today. :D

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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