- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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