What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

I ponder

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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