- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Keep up the fun Nero!

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

The Holocaust.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

justin bieber

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

I killed someone today. :D

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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