Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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