Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Woman Rights

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Your mom is fat

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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