- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

knock knock

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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