- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Strawberries!

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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