Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Is this where I type the joke?

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Strawberries!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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