- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

whats a dick a dick

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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