Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Chicken penis.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Women.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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