Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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You're*

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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