Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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soccor

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hey

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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WNBA

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Anti Joke

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