Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

(Put joke here)

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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