A black man says "ask" correctly.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Proof reading

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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connor sucks

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Deadly cancer.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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