- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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