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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Black History Month

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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