What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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fack me in the ace! CC

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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