Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

girls basketball

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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