Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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TOBUSCUS

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Land Rovers

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Your social life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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