Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

skurfboards we love fat kids

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

general tso's broccoli

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Matt is not funny.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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