What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Your mom.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Chicken penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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