There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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