What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Shit!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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