Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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