Win and Beau have no friends

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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