- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What number comes after 29? 30.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Your Mom.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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