- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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