knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Bake until golden at 375

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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whats up fuch you bitch

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