What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What is a chair?

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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