what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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