Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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