Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Wade

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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