- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

you just contradicted yourself.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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