Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Mitt Romney penis

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

ugh good riddance

Your time.

Cancer.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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