What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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