What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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