How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

bitches be crafty.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What's funnier than poop? More poop

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What is 9 + 10? 21

Male penises.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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