What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Hello

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trumpy trumpy trump

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Sac

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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