Your Mom.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

The Holocaust.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Come In!

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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