- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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