- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Snooki

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

Dogs

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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