Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

fack me in the ace! CC

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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