Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Samantha

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

shauns beautiful

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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