- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

skurfboards we love fat kids

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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