- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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