A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

A girl gets raped -teagan d

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Dogs in my home.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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