"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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