- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Women's sports.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

we all know sammi has a penis

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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