- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

A baby gets hit by a bus.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What's the difference between a duck

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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