What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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