- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Unnnnnnnn

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

A Jew! Bless you.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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