What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

I was born.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Laugh.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

BOOBALANBOO

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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