What number comes after 29? 30.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Your Mom.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

The Holocaust.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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