- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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