once upon a time there was a boy

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BOOBALANBOO

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Black History Month

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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