- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

i like pie.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

i cant think of one.

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