- Anti Joke

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.