Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

i can't stand cripple jokes

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

I pooped my pants

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

fack me in the ace! CC

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

One time I masturbated by myself

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Anti Joke

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