A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Michael Brown

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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You're Adopted.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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