What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Women's rights

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Obama

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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