- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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