What is White over Black? Society.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Hello

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Twenty-Four

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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