just sit down and dont be a Jew

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Strawberries!

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Your social life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

american government

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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