- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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