Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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