Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Kathy Griffin.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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