yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

how now brown cow. WTF.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Women's rights.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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